PottyMouthOnline is proud to present THE BOOK OF POOEMS – A swirling, hilarious, lyrical, rhyming come-pile-ation of all things lavatorious, written for the everyman (and woman) to digest while perched upon the throne.  Flipping through it, you’ll find not only pooems butt also hundreds of hilarious eupoomisms and throneisms, for your bathroom, or anywhere, reading pleasure.
Plus, within The Book of Pooems itself, you’ll discover loads of fun craptrap like pooetic T-shits, dozens of Dumper Stickers, and even Poosters that you can spread on your walls. These and many, many more novelty items will be dropping soon -- A regular poopourri of solid gift ideas! And as always, you have our 30 DAY MONEY BACK GUARANTEE. If you are not satisfied, just return the item for a full refund. Take some time to explore the Potty Mouth site using the navigation bar on the left. Here’s where you’ll discover loads and loads of stuff intended to sit comfortably on the raunchy side. We’re not out to make a stink politically or otherwise, but simply to be funny with a few pooems here, a play on turds there, and whatever else might get your insides stirred up. So please go to PottyMouthOnline as often as you need to or whenever the urge strikes. This will help you avoid the discomfort associated with holding in your curiosity.
Testimonials:
Poolific humor! A CORNHOLECOPIA of Laughter!
(Chyme Magazine)
Leonardoo Doo Pinci’s illustrations are CRAPTASTIC!
(The Wall Street Urinal)
An abundance of bung pun fun!
(The Reader’s Indigest)
Somebody read this on T.V. and get them a Poobody award!
(U.S. Poos and World Report) |
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A wonderful composition and play on turds!
(U.S.A. Pooday)
The POTTY MOUTH has runneth over!
(Washington Poost)
Pooculiarly funny! It’s POOFECT!
(National Geocrapphic)
Potty Mouth has found a HOME ON THE STRANGE…
(Plopular Mechanics) |
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